What is something everyone should know?

A Pregnant Woman to her Husband

Pregnant Wife - "Dear, We are going to have our baby in two months, aren't you excited?"

Husband - "Of course! alot sweetheart, I can't wait for that moment."

Pregnant wife - "But still you haven't told me what you are expecting? a boy or girl”

Husband(smiling) - "Does it make any difference?"

Pregnant wife - "No it doesn't, but still everyone has some things in mind like, if it will be a boy I will do this or if it would be a girl I will do this and this and so on."

Husband - "Oh! that way? Oh yes, I have some things in my mind about that."

Pregnant wife(excited) - "Really! Tell me that! I am very excited to know that”

Husband - "If we have a boy, I will teach him all mischievous things. I will teach him maths, we will go for sports.”

Pregnant wife - "HaHaHa and what if its a girl?"

Husband - "If we have a girl... I will not have to teach her anything."

Pregnant wife - "Why so?"

Husband - "Because she will be the one who will teach me all the things again like how to dress, how to eat, what to say and what not to say. In short, she will be my second mom. She will consider me as her hero even if I don’t do anything special, She will always understand when I will refuse her for something. She will always compare her husband to be me. No matter how old she will get, she will always want that I should treat her like my baby doll. She will fight with the world for me and if someone will hurt me, she will never forgive that person.

Pregnant wife - "So you mean to say that your daughter will do all those things but your son will not?"

Husband - "No No! May be he will do the same things but he will learn to do them. But daughters are born with it. Being the father of a daughter is the pride for any man"

Pregnant wife - "But darling, she will not be with us forever."

Husband - "Yes, but we will be with her, in her heart, forever. So it really doesn't make a difference where she goes.”